Entries in Scarlett Johansson (2)

Thursday
26Apr

Scarlett Johansson isn't the sexiest woman in the world

Via Digital Spy-

Jessica Alba has come top of a poll to find the sexiest women in the world.

1. Jessica Alba (actress)
2. Keeley Hazell (model)
3. Eva Longoria (actress)
4. Adriana Lima (supermodel)
5. Scarlett Johansson (actress)
6. Hayden Panettiere (actress)
7. Cheryl Tweedy (singer)
8. Angelina Jolie (actress)
9. Emily Scott (model)
10. Elisha Cushbert (actress)

There's numerous reasons why the FHM "Sexiest Women In The World" poll will forever be flawed. Firstly and most of all, because the list is exclusively limited to celebrities rather than un-famous women who perhaps live on the same street as you. Secondly, who's to say what is sexy and what isn't? Like everything else absolute agreement can never be established or discovered. Thirdly, the UK generally are a bunch of muppets when it comes to voting- see any reality TV show or "100 Greatest" poll on Channel 4.

Regardless, with the "winners" of the FHM poll recently announced, it's obvious immediately that Scarlett Johansson perhaps should've been a little higher on the list.


Similarly frustrating, are the lack of UK women in the top 10- so basically another flawed poll with clearly the wrong winners...



    Thursday
    14Dec

    Ten Things I'd like For Christmas

    Most of which money can't buy unfortunately...

    • A trip around the set of Nip/Tuck. New or old, whatever.
    • New Futurama Episodes, but now, instead of in 2008.
    • A chance to punch Russell Brand before proceeding to cut his god damn hair.
    • A total reform for the Smashing Pumpkins with new singles the same quality as "1979".
    • A real life Pikachu
    • Scarlett Johansson. Not her handbags, not her films, her.
    • A visit to the house and a free gig from Rilo Kiley.
    • A Sonic The Hedgehog game that isn't crap, but at the sametime, is in 3D.
    • An intellectual chat with Leonardo da Vinci (exam pass marks for sure).
    • A new US President, preferably someone as creative and brilliant as Shigeryu Miyamoto.

    Maybe that's asking for a little too much? Failing that though, if anyone wants to get me a little something, go take a look at my Amazon.co.uk Wishlist.